Why am I wet and muddy?
Because at Monteat College, we have this thing called Pan Day, where we dress up at Peter Pan characters and have a huge water balloon fight where we hit each other with foam swords. It was today, and it to add awesomeness to intended injury, it was raining.
Why do I have a moustache?
Because a friend of mine is singing Non siate ritrosi from Così fan tutte by Mozart on his Senior Recital. For this aria, he is in disguise and let me borrow one of the moustaches he bought. Does this have anything to do with Pan Day? No.
Why am I sharing this with you?
Because I thought it was funny.
A bit damp,
Nathan Hathaway Adams