A little poetry to liven up your life . . .

Babylon College Library 306.74

“I have a friend to the end

Kayla is her name
Curly is her mane
Tiny is her fame

She’s a whore
To be sure

Not for dicks
Are her tricks

No such luck
Not for muff

Only books
Earn her looks

As I said
She’s a whore
She’s the whore

A very definite article

She’s the whore of Babylon College
She’s a slut for knowledge

Feel the thrill so divine
When she strokes a book’s spine

How all her lust rages
When she turns the pages

Not content with one subject
Each shelf has love objects

She’s the whore of Babylon College

Just the whore of Babylon College

If only she could teach us
And then she maybe wean us
From the joy of muff and penis

Then maybe

Just maybe

The world would be a better place.

All thanks to

The Whore of Babylon College”

Also!

The Huffington Post is running a poll on their website called “Bookstores We Love For Their Spirit of Independence.” Asheville favorite Malaprops is in the running! It’s been in and out of the top five, but we can still win this thing! Go to the website and rate it a ten. I think you can vote more than once, so go crazy (if you haven’t already).

Doing some reading,
Nathan Hathaway